Please, just stop

Her of the Majestic Bottom - Carol Vorderman, the thinking man's crumpet - has, I'll admit, one teensy weensy flaw. Unfortunately it's a flaw that makes her the spawn of whatever Satan is in your religion.

I'm talking about about the way she has sold her very soul to the "Secured Loan" brigade - using her reputation as a red-hot maths whizz to sell the utterly ridiculous and frankly objectionable idea that, if you're in debt and short of money the best way out is to borrow more!

At last a real money-whizz with enough Internet clout has had enough. Head on over the the Carol, for the benefit of the masses, please pack it in petition and make your electronic whisper heard.

The rest of Martin Lewis' website is not bad either...