Women are insane

Yes, all of them.

Well, all the ones I meet anyway, but maybe I just like "eccentric" ones...

Her: Are you getting fed up with me?

Me: I adore you

Her: But we don't get to see each other much

Me: Yeah, but that's just the situation, I'd love to be with you more

Her: So you aren't getting fed up with this

Me: Look, do you like me and fancy me?

Her: Ooh yes, yummy.

Me: And I fancy you and adore you too, so that's great yes?

Her: Are you sure you aren't getting fed up with this?

Me: NO!!!!

etc. etc.